You Don't Want Dr. Futon To Get Angry

since first appearing in a television commercial for the futon shop in 1998, mr. futon has kept a pretty low profile. he has since earned his doctorate in the science of feng shui, and he's back to offer his professional opinions regarding the necessity of futon ownership.

and really, if you can't trust dr. futon, then who can you trust?

"In my unbiased opinion, futons exemplify perfection through the synergy of practicality, comfort, and style. Given five variables (functionality, value, transportability, interchangeability, and durability), the data suggests that futons by far outperform all other kinds of furniture. One : functionality : futons prove to be more functional and versatile pieces of furniture by converting in one swift motion from a couch to a bed while maintaining a superior level of comfort. Two : value : futons can replace the need for a regular couch and a separate regular bed while averaging less in cost than either individually, thus saving potentially hundreds of dollars.

Three : transportability : futon frames can be quickly assembled and disassembled, making them lighter and easier to move. Four : interchangeability : each individual piece of a futon ensemble can be replaced, allowing the consumer to upgrade one component at a time (i.e. purchasing a new futon mattress for an old frame) without having to invest money in a new set entirely; also, the consumer can produce an completely new look by replacing only the futon cover. Five : durability : well-constructed futon furniture, along with proper use and care, will ensure many years of dependability.

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In conclusion, logic and reason dictate that futon furniture is the clear choice for any living room, guest room, or even dorm room setting, but you don't have to rely on science to prove that you have good taste. The brilliant people at the futon shop in Iowa City, Iowa have made it easy for you to find a futon that will suit your needs and tastes, and that will adapt to your lifestyle.. After all, you never know where you'll end up or who you'll have to accommodate, but your futon can certainly always move with you. No matter where you go, you'll always have a cozy spot waiting at home, and you're body will love you for it. I know because I'm a doctor."